Cinco de LET'S MAKE BAD DECISIONS
So, I’m pretty drunk right now. And I have work in the morning. This can only happen during Cinco de Mayo, and I’ve never loved a holiday more. Somebody needs to hand the governor of Arizona a Corona. I’m sure she’ll find Mexicans much more desirable after having such a delicious brew. Just sayin’. I’ll stop making an ass of myself now.
I’d gladly surrender my man card for...
As a die-hard born and raised Yankee fan, it’s to be expected that I wouldn’t be too fond of the Mets. However, I gotta say their manager, Jerry Manuel, has some excellent taste when it comes to glasses. Keep rockin’ those specs, buddy.
We are the Baldwin brothers, not the good one, but the others.