March 2011
12 posts
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Taking pleasure in life's small accomplishments,...
After taking almost a half hour (and far more of the company’s money than I’m sure my boss would’ve liked) trying to print the store’s schedules at some copy store (Microsoft Excel can seriously suck my dick), my confidence in doing incredibly simple tasks has been restored by managing to get a piece of sauerkraut stuck between my molars out without having to pick at it...
Upper West Side: SUCKVILLE, USA
Anybody who knows me relatively well knows that I completely despise the Upper West Side. “Why?”, you may ask. Well, on the surface, it’s a very nice neighborhood. Relatively low crime, close proximity to both the Broadway and Central Park West subway lines (even though the C train and it’s piss-poor frequency can, to put it very eloquently, suck my fucking cock), two...
Taking pleasure in life's small accomplishments
The only thing I’ve done all day of any significance is manipulating iTunes into making Kanye West’s “Chain Heavy” my ringtone.
Perhaps I should do something a bit more important. Like exercise. Or my taxes. Yeah. Taxes are kind of important, right?
A totally, completely impartial analysis of...
Internet, you’ve once again done your job well. Who would have thought, just a decade and a half ago, that the users of the Information Superhighway — a medium where, at the time, possibilities seemed endless and the prospect of having a treasure trove of knowledge readily available at one’s very fingertips was the most exciting feeling in the world— who would’ve...
ARGH. CAMERA FAIL.
This was originally supposed to contain some awesome recent photos I took with my rarely-used-until-recently Nikon DSLR, but in classic Isaac fashion, my battery is dead and I cannot find my charger.
What’s that, Michael Jordan?
Watchalotlikedeath:
goldenlaces:
cudiandsparklythings:
earlordie:
soyysauceeboii:
Cam Angle #2 (Clearer/funnier/more-action angle)
Sooo…the guy with the jersey… LOL.
shit went down! rofl
haha what the mexicans were saying after is funny as fuck. i love my peoples
failed jumping attempt. gotta love em. ol dude in the striped sweater wasnt a hoe. lol.
Hahahaha. Life.
Oh GOD. I...
O, neglected Tumblr.
O, neglected Tumblr.
How I tossed you to the wayside, like a $10 whore who I can only afford to give $5 to.
How I ignored your repeated pleas to come back, like the $10 whore wondering where her other $5 were.
No more will I pretend like you don’t exist. No more will I put off reblogging that Philosoraptor picture until the morning, because I’m too much of a lazy fucktard to just...
